Get Off Sarah Palin's Invisible Dick
Well... It's easier to pound out a quick rant every now and again than to go back and save all these—so get ready for five more years of this.
Will everyone please get off Sarah Palin’s ½ history making invisible dick? It’s Tuesday… As the potential VEEPer for not even a week—she’s already on the news more than O.J.in the nineties and way more than the War in Iraq has been all summer.
Do you know what sucks? Teen pregnancy. Teens getting pregnant from ages 13 to 16. You know what is silly, but less interesting? Teen pregnancy from ages 17 to 19. That’s not a traditional “teen pregnancy” that’s an adult making a mistake. That’s someone five years younger than my mom was when she popped me out. And you know what? For little Bristol Palin it’s not a life destroyer (little rich girls can have all the kids they want and still go get PhDs it’s not a fucking Degrassi tragedy). In fact for the dude who knocked up little Bristol Palin it’s a career builder if he doesn’t make the mistake of dislodging himself from the Palin family.
Also, what’s up with everyone knocking the choice of Sarah Palin as an obvious attempt to gain Hillary Clinton supporters that wouldn’t support Obama? Because Palin and Clinton are just peas in a pod? Because having a vagina all but guarantees coinciding political views? How about no f*cking duh? You mean Kennedy picking a southern VEEP wasn’t an obvious attempt to garner racist southern support? You mean George W picking Dick Cheney as his VEEP wasn’t his handlers way of saying “don’t worry America—we have someone a little more competent to pull his strings for four years”? The Vice President is always an election tactic—because they literally have nothing to do except wait for the guy in the big chair to die.
In fact the McCain pick is genius because A: she’s to the right of Rush Limbaugh for God’s sake and 2: she does attract all the closet racist motherfuckers that were going to vote McCain instead of Obama because Hillary couldn’t pull it off in the primaries. Now Johnny B. Hick off the street can still say he’s making a vote for change and the only thing he’s going to have to worry about is McCain’s all but expected heart attack in the first 100 days of office making Palin the second President with a menstrual cycle.
Will everyone please get off Sarah Palin’s ½ history making invisible dick? It’s Tuesday… As the potential VEEPer for not even a week—she’s already on the news more than O.J.in the nineties and way more than the War in Iraq has been all summer.
Do you know what sucks? Teen pregnancy. Teens getting pregnant from ages 13 to 16. You know what is silly, but less interesting? Teen pregnancy from ages 17 to 19. That’s not a traditional “teen pregnancy” that’s an adult making a mistake. That’s someone five years younger than my mom was when she popped me out. And you know what? For little Bristol Palin it’s not a life destroyer (little rich girls can have all the kids they want and still go get PhDs it’s not a fucking Degrassi tragedy). In fact for the dude who knocked up little Bristol Palin it’s a career builder if he doesn’t make the mistake of dislodging himself from the Palin family.
Also, what’s up with everyone knocking the choice of Sarah Palin as an obvious attempt to gain Hillary Clinton supporters that wouldn’t support Obama? Because Palin and Clinton are just peas in a pod? Because having a vagina all but guarantees coinciding political views? How about no f*cking duh? You mean Kennedy picking a southern VEEP wasn’t an obvious attempt to garner racist southern support? You mean George W picking Dick Cheney as his VEEP wasn’t his handlers way of saying “don’t worry America—we have someone a little more competent to pull his strings for four years”? The Vice President is always an election tactic—because they literally have nothing to do except wait for the guy in the big chair to die.
In fact the McCain pick is genius because A: she’s to the right of Rush Limbaugh for God’s sake and 2: she does attract all the closet racist motherfuckers that were going to vote McCain instead of Obama because Hillary couldn’t pull it off in the primaries. Now Johnny B. Hick off the street can still say he’s making a vote for change and the only thing he’s going to have to worry about is McCain’s all but expected heart attack in the first 100 days of office making Palin the second President with a menstrual cycle.
How come you edited yourself in Line 17 but not on Line 13? Yeah, but I'd totally do Palin...
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Who is ready for eight more years of nucular?
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I'd totally do Bristol, fuck (I mean f*ck) Sarah. Whatever, any rant becomes justified with a Degrassi reference anyways.
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